Your weight should be the least of your concerns. [ there's a touch of irritation to his voice — it's genuine, of course. his gaze flickers to the side at the mention of his sweet tooth, and mejojo huffs the slightest bit. ]

I grew up some time ago. If only you would stop being a nuisance and follow suit. [ mejojo, being the little bitch he, nudges the ice cream forcefully enough that it'll smear across auger's face. oops.

is he smiling? oh no. not him. of course not. ]

To think...you're such a child, you can't even eat without making a mess.