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[cawtastrophe]

[ another day, another video on the network. This time your hosts are two of the Shepherds' finest, looking very blood-drenched. Considering it's Henry and Noire, this may be cause for alarm... ]

Hiya, Haven! Guess what? I kinda noticed you guys weren't doing much about all those monsters in that "sub way" tunnel, so me and Noire decided to pitch in.

<small>[ another day, another video on the network. This time your hosts are two of the Shepherds' finest, looking very blood-drenched. Considering it's Henry and Noire, this may be cause for alarm... ]</small> <font color="purple"> Hiya, Haven! Guess what? I kinda noticed you guys weren't doing much about all those monsters in that "sub way" tunnel, so me and Noire decided to pitch in.</font>

[bloodandblunder]

[ beside him, Noire looks either embarrassed or tired or something other than cheery, but it's hard to tell underneath all the blood. ]

Provoking them didn't really help... a-actually, for anyone who goes in there, please don't actually try to fight as many as humanly possible... I really thought we were going to die.

<small>[ beside him, Noire looks either embarrassed or tired or something other than <i>cheery</i>, but it's hard to tell underneath all the blood. ]</small> <font color="green">Provoking them didn't really help... a-actually, for anyone who goes in there, please don't actually try to fight as many as humanly possible... I really thought we were going to die.</font>

[cawtastrophe]

Aw, come on! Were not! You were awesome, Noire! You totally beheaded that ogre! Well, one of its heads.

<font color="purple">Aw, come on! Were not! You were awesome, Noire! You totally beheaded that ogre! Well, one of its heads.</font>

[bloodandblunder]

I-it's hard to get three of them at once! And weren't you the one who blew that hellhound pack apart?

[ guys, you're still on the network. GUYS. ]

<font color="green">I-it's hard to get three of them at once! And weren't you the one who blew that hellhound pack apart?</font> <small>[ guys, you're still on the network. GUYS. ]</small>

[cawtastrophe]

Sure was! Man, that was so cool. So many guts flying everywhere... You guys shoulda seen it. [ he smiles warmly at the video!! see he didn't forget. ] Anyway, don't let this naysayer get you down! Killing monsters is a great way to blow off steam! Plus, don't you ever think that if we beat all of them, they'll stop coming back?

<font color=purple>Sure was! Man, that was so cool. So many guts flying everywhere... You guys shoulda seen it.</font> <small>[ he smiles warmly at the video!! see he didn't forget. ]</small> <font color="purple">Anyway, don't let this naysayer get you down! Killing monsters is a great way to blow off steam! Plus, don't you ever think that if we beat all of them, they'll stop coming back?</font>

[bloodandblunder]

That's...

[ Noire mumbles something for a few more seconds-- and then suddenly, out of nowhere-- ]

INSOLENT FOOL!! IF BLOOD AND THUNDER COULD LAY SIEGE TO THE WHOLE WRITHING HORDE I WOULD DECIMATE THEM WITHIN MINUTES!

Cowering dogs of Haven!! Fight if you will, or shrivel in terror, but my thirst for blood has yet to be slaked! LET THEM STEAM! LET THEM BURN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[ hopefully Henry's holding that screen steady, because Noire's wheeling around, looking as though she really is going to charge back into the fray. ]

<font color="green">That's...</font> <small>[ Noire mumbles something for a few more seconds-- and then suddenly, out of <i>nowhere</i>-- ]</small> <font color="green"><i>INSOLENT FOOL!!</i> IF BLOOD AND THUNDER COULD LAY SIEGE TO THE WHOLE WRITHING HORDE I WOULD DECIMATE THEM WITHIN MINUTES! Cowering dogs of Haven!! Fight if you will, or shrivel in terror, but my thirst for blood has yet to be slaked! LET THEM STEAM! LET THEM <i>BURN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!</i></font> <small>[ hopefully Henry's holding that screen steady, because Noire's wheeling around, looking as though she really <i>is</i> going to charge back into the fray. ]</small>

[cawtastrophe]

Woah, woah! Woooah, girl! Calm down, Noire! We're all done fighting for today! You're never gonna get all the blood out of your clothes at this rate!

[ he's probably saying something more, but he sticks his phone in his pocket. Hopefully not before he goes and gets himself and Noire killed... ]

<font color="purple">Woah, woah! Woooah, girl! Calm down, Noire! We're all done fighting for today! You're never gonna get all the blood out of your clothes at this rate!</font> <small>[ he's probably saying something more, but he sticks his phone in his pocket. Hopefully not before he goes and gets himself and Noire killed... ]</small>