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Siberia ([personal profile] siberia) wrote in [community profile] tunasub2014-12-14 02:40 am
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The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

Jamjars give people opportunities to place their favorites into alternate scenarios of circumstantial bonding, alliance, animosity, teamwork and sexuality! Some encounters are innocuous and some epiphany-spurring, and whether you're interacting with a castmate or engaging in cross-canon CR, there are opportunities for creativity and exploration only made possible through this format. If you are fucking lazy or don't want to deal with activity-checks or want to do a miniature test drive, just meme it. Just... fucking meme it.

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I


✿1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount.
✿2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret.
✿3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc.
✿4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions.
✿5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on!
✿6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life.
✿7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world?
✿8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others.
✿9. Your Choice!: Do whatever!

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II


✿1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable.
✿2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!!
✿3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it!
✿4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy!
✿5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY!
✿6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with?
✿7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out.
✿8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]...
✿9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something!
✿10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward
✿11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel!
✿12. Network Post: Mandatory bs.
✿13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private?
✿14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!
nekouji: (if I'm bad tie me down)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mejojo watches Auger dig through his pack with interest, his tail even swaying lazily to help convey that curiosity. Were it anyone else, Mejojo would be irritated that he was the one that was less equipped to handle this situation, but so long as it was Auger, it was functionally the same as if he had it himself. He doesn't even think of it in terms of using his brother, but simply that sentiment that they were all the other had. This was as natural to him as it had always been, even if their setting was bizarre.

He catches the firebomb with ease, and his ears perk forward in his surprise, though they're quick to go back to a neutral state. He turns the device over in his hands, looking at it curiously, though he still listens to Auger's explanation attentively. ]


I wasn't worried about that. There's a limit to your rudeness.

[ BUT NOT MEJOJO'S... Also, throwing a live explosive is apparently just rude. Cool. ]

If they explode, we should find a higher vantage point to throw them from. A cliff, perhaps? [ Remember the good old days of pushing wolves off cliffs... Peppridge Farm remembers. ] I'd rather be certain we don't get cornered by flames as well.
baaaaka: (Technically legal is best kind)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2014-12-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ similarly, Auger doesn't really consider himself "better-prepared" than Mejojo - they're both merely extensions of the same desire to survive, in his mind, and any power that he has is Mejojo's to share and use as he sees fit. Provided he uses it well, that is. As usual, he'd come up with a fun way of using the tools Auger had gathered for him. And, really, what else mattered? ]

Me? Rude? You must be joking! [ you're a joke auger. But he nods playfully, putting his hand to his forehead a moment after as if searching into the distance for some place they could drop incendiary mines for. ] But you're right. It would be no good if we blew ourselves up. Hmmm... I think if we head east from here, we'll end up on higher ground? I looked at the map before we left.

[ i mean, he could technically look at it right now, but fiddling around with technology is always a pain in the ass for him ]
nekouji: (your blood like ice)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-29 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mejojo just murmurs out a soft, half-laugh at Auger's retort. It's about as much humor as he'll show when they aren't actively ruining lives, so it may as well be a win for Auger. Still, he doesn't say any more to that, just continuing on smoothly with business. ]

I remember that as well. It seems as good a place as any.

[ Mejojo nods as if to affirm that, then waves a hand for Auger to follow as he starts to walk in that direction. ]

...I have to wonder, though, why all the trouble? It seems easier to just capture a few if they want a sample and then destroy the planet.
baaaaka: (Rub his tummy.)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2014-12-30 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ as always, Auger's quick to follow slightly behind him like a shadow, only hesitating to pick his pack back up off the ground and sling it back across his shoulders. His steps are noticeably lighter - apparently, he's looking forward to lighting shit on fire, to no one's great surprise. ]

Beats me, brother. They're always really cagey when people try to ask. [ he links his arms behind his head. ] Maybe it takes a while for them to collect all the information they need? Although with all their technology, I'd think it would be a snap.

[ he wouldn't mind as much if they got to sleep in actual beds instead of rover cots and eat actual food instead of hunted aliens and canned beans. ]
nekouji: (love is great)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-30 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...I wonder about that.

[ Mejojo certainly seems to be thinking along the same lines as Auger with his drop in expression that implies that he's not impressed. He mulls it over for a few moments, but ultimately, he just sighs. ]

They'll make us earn our stay, it seems. It's a bit irritating.

[ It's not exactly his sort of work, to say the very least. Auger was well suited for it, he supposed, but Mejojo had taken the route with more paperwork, and had become accustomed to it as a result. He was content to simply move pieces into place, then let others take over the actual legwork.

...It's a good thing his reward was so great, really. Otherwise, he wouldn't bother with this. ]
baaaaka: (she got a sexy thing)

dare i ask what his reward would be

[personal profile] baaaaka 2015-01-01 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding. Don't they know who we are? Or, anyway, don't they know who you are?

[ you can't make a king work like a common soldier! He's completely unimpressed by their lack of respect for authority. Despite his aloof comments, their new mission seems to have lifted his spirits; he walks alongside Mejojo with a skip in his step. ]

Although... It is pretty fun to go play outside with you like this. It's almost like we're kids again. [ he grins rather crookedly, a bitter twinkle in his eyes. ] This might be safer, though.
nekouji: (feel the pain on your skin)

death to all wolves except arles (bc mejojo is going to kill him)

[personal profile] nekouji 2015-01-03 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph.

[ He only makes a light sound at first, but it's clear what he's thinking, since a smile to match Auger's comes to his face, though his is more muted, as always. It's given to both comments, really, because it's true that this is not a king's work, and he should have been placed somewhere more in leadership, but... He can at least understand his placement here just as well. They're both areas that he excels in.

The latter, though... That's what he actually choses to respond to. Complaining about his position (or lack thereof) all day isn't something he's interested in, but a bit of nostalgia is something he doesn't mind indulging. ]


We certainly don't have to worry about our food nearly as much.

[ That gets him to laugh softly, even, but there is a bitter edge to that as well. ]

It's too bad Julian ran away again. It would have been even more fun to have dragged him along. [ not for julian though ]
baaaaka: (I am a part of this sandwich)

puts an icepack on mejojo's sore butt

[personal profile] baaaaka 2015-01-04 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ good on you for whining less than Auger, Mejojo. He hates being trapped in a low rank like this - "trapped" because he has so little freedom to do what he wants. Sure, he has orders, but he doesn't have the power or resources to complete them the way he likes. And half the time, the orders were like this: hunting animals. Boring. (As usual, nobody is as good at ordering him as his brother.)

He smirks at the reply and the laugh, but, for once, doesn't say anything more about it. It's not something he particularly feels like rehashing. ]


Mmm, it sure is. I asked for him to come back with me, but I guess they didn't listen. Toooo bad. [ he shrugs, not seeming too upset. Honestly, he doesn't really care about Julian - he'd much rather have Mejojo. There was no comparison between the two of them. Grinning, he flicks his tail over to brush against his brother's for a playful second. ] But they got you for me instead, so I'm not complaining! You're way, way better than he is. Don't worry, brother - as long as we're together, we'll have plenty of fun here!
nekouji: (the affliction of the feeling)

>:(!!!

[personal profile] nekouji 2015-01-04 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It is nostalgic, he agrees, since he glances back towards their tails with a cold, judgmental look in vague annoyance, but it turns to a little smile as he breathes out a soft laugh. Really. It is like they're children again. But for once, outside of the confines of the castle and far away from Weblin, he can relax to some small degree that he usually doesn't allow himself at all. His tail flicks back as if to brush Auger's away, but it's at least half-heartedly playful. ]

Or we'll just have to make our own. That doesn't seem too hard, at least.

[ He looks at Auger, but then shrugs. ]

I miss our dungeon already, though.
baaaaka: (I wanna punch him in his whore mouth.)

(*´∀`*人*´∀`*)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2015-01-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uwah, so straightforward. That's creepy, brother.

[ a small, awed voice, clearly teasing (or mocking - with Auger, it's always a bit of both.) Perhaps surprisingly, he hadn't really thought about their "play room." It was convenient, to be sure, but not having it hear just meant being more creative. There was something about being more secretive in their methods that sent a chill of excitement down his spine. Desperation always made games more intense. ]

What would we even put in there now?
nekouji: (I wanna love you)

that's so cute...

[personal profile] nekouji 2015-01-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph.

[ The teasing at least hits its mark, since it gets Mejojo to get more serious right away, complete with his ears perking forward a fraction more as if to fit that image. Still, it's only for a moment, an immediate response to Auger's comment, because out here, alone, there's not really anyone to overhear how awful they are. ]

I don't have any ideas for now. I haven't met anyone quite interesting or offensive enough to earn the honor. [ And it is an honor. To be taken to their play room was a thing that few people that crossed the twin princes was afforded, since it meant they had to have a special interest in you. Of course, that said, you didn't want the interest at all... ]

You know the Huma here better than I. [ Mejojo knows they're not just Huma here, but the aliens hadn't exactly interested him much. ]
baaaaka: (these chains on your foot are delish)

hehe

[personal profile] baaaaka 2015-01-18 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ at that, Auger shrugs, still smiling, though perhaps with less malice than before. ]

Mm. Well, that's because you always keep to yourself so much, brother. You should get out and talk to people more! [ his poor nerdy big brother, always working. and being mad. sometimes both at the same time. Clearly, he needs to take him out on the town to meet some people. ] Most of them are just stupid wastes of space, but some of them are kinda funny. And we might be able to use some of them, too.

[ he trails off with a small hum, but his silence is short; his voice becomes sweet, almost eager. ]

Of course, it's fine if you just ignore them and play with me instead...
nekouji: (you're poison)

waddles back

[personal profile] nekouji 2015-02-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Unsurprisingly, that just gets Mejojo's expression to flatten, and he looks unamused by Auger's eager playfulness. ]

That's not an option. [ Shut down... But he sighs and shakes his head as his ears perk back up from how they had flattened lightly. Spending time with Auger was still preferable to pretty much anyone else, so maybe this is his form of teasing in response. ]

But if they're refuse, then all the better that I keep to myself. Wasting time with people like that is a bore.