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Siberia ([personal profile] siberia) wrote in [community profile] tunasub2014-12-14 02:40 am
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The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

Jamjars give people opportunities to place their favorites into alternate scenarios of circumstantial bonding, alliance, animosity, teamwork and sexuality! Some encounters are innocuous and some epiphany-spurring, and whether you're interacting with a castmate or engaging in cross-canon CR, there are opportunities for creativity and exploration only made possible through this format. If you are fucking lazy or don't want to deal with activity-checks or want to do a miniature test drive, just meme it. Just... fucking meme it.



✿1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount.
✿2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret.
✿3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc.
✿4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions.
✿5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on!
✿6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life.
✿7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world?
✿8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others.
✿9. Your Choice!: Do whatever!



✿1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable.
✿2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!!
✿3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it!
✿4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy!
✿5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY!
✿6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with?
✿7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out.
✿8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]...
✿9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something!
✿10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward
✿11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel!
✿12. Network Post: Mandatory bs.
✿13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private?
✿14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!
consequential: (that you'll show me your timid smile)

Silver / shit fandom

[personal profile] consequential 2014-12-14 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
fraud: (pic#5495344)

3/12??? THREE AND A TWELVE doin' it

[personal profile] fraud 2014-12-14 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ have an anonymous post to this mythical network ]

right so

HYPOTHETICALLY if someone was to need an "illegal" (SUBJECTIVE legal in some places not in others, also the different worlds thing which is like: who cares) substance for recreational purposes
how would one go about acquiring it
this substance is a plant by the way

i'm open to suggestion -- both serious and completely stupid because there might a nugget of something useful in there
don't be shy
consequential: (oh my god there is a giant egg up there)

i cannot believe you

[personal profile] consequential 2014-12-14 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ ???????? UM

he literally has no idea what mike could be talking about because they don't have time to blaze it when their entire world has been blazed ]

A recreational plant? Like a flower?

[ yes, exactly ]
fraud: (pic#5597794)


[personal profile] fraud 2014-12-14 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
more like a leaf

[ quickly checking his google brain to see if pot grows flowers.
> google
> "marijuana flower"
> wikipedia entry for cannabis
> Marijuana consists of the dried flowers and subtending leaves and stems of the female Cannabis plant.[60][61] This is the most widely consumed form, containing 3% to 20% THC,[62] with reports of up-to 33% THC.[63] In contrast, cannabis varieties used to produce industrial hemp contain less than 1% THC and are thus not valued for recreational use.[64]

shit, it does. how did he forget that? ]

nevermind, it does in fact flower. it's not really the safest flower though, i guess.

[ using the powers of a google brain for good! ]
consequential: (dude what)

[personal profile] consequential 2014-12-15 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ absently, silver wonders why it's illegal... but he doesn't see what harm a flower could do, so he doesn't bother asking. maybe it's a trade thing. yeah. civilization is weird. ]

Well what does it look like? Maybe I can help you find it. I'm not busy.
fraud: (pic#5597792)

[personal profile] fraud 2014-12-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ it is totally and 100% a trade thing and has no other reason whatsoever being illegal ]

uh one sec

[ after a few minutes, there will be one file being sent to silver's communicator! ]

> sending file sortof.jpg

god wait that's fucking terrible. i am an awful, awful paint artist.

you know what, maybe this is a bad idea? let's just forget this ever happened. just ignore the man behind the curtain, please. he regrets most of his actions leading up to this. they were poorly thought out.

[ smart move, mike. smart move. ]
consequential: (siiiigh)

[personal profile] consequential 2014-12-15 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ that... that doesn't look like a flower at all!! Silver's frowning on the other end, wondering for the first time if he's maybe being tricked. That hasty backpedaling only makes him more suspicious. ]

You're stopping just because you can't draw??

Wait a second, are you up to something? Is it poisonous??
fraud: (pic#5470516)

[personal profile] fraud 2014-12-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ uh!!! you can't be tricked if you don't even know what the think you're being tricked about is!!

BOOM logic. ]

it's not poisonous!! it's purely recreational and by using it, a person can be more relaxed. have you NOT noticed that we are all TRAPPED in an alternate universe with no way to get home? it's a pretty tense experience! the only thing is some people kind of [ uhh ] disapprove of using it but it's totally harmless.

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Fiora / Xenoblade

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HELLA XENOBLADE SPOILERS HERE don't look if you care
ukeke: (is das boot german for hey boot)

Ruby / Jooubachi no Oubou

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baaaaka: (sunlight glinting off my manly chest)

Auger von Garibaldi / Black Wolves Saga

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nekouji: (but chains and whips excite me)


[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-25 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here the Nekoujis are, on a distant planet, having been assigned to eliminate threats on the planet. These creatures are especially clever, so it's been a task given largely to the red team to track them, and then from there, the green team would actually take care of the dirty work. At least, that's the theory. No one was really going to mind if some of those creatures were taken out in advance, which is which Mejojo personally doesn't mind it, even it's the sort of inane task better suited to subordinates. ]


[ Mejojo had been somewhat deep in thought as they'd been looking through lush, verdant forests looking for their prey, so he finally breaks the silence to speak up himself, even if at first, it's not to say much more than that. ]

This is getting tiring.

[ Of course it is. Mejojo is the now king of Weblin, even if it's only recently. Following orders wasn't in his blood at all, and so he's been wandering in silence thinking about the orders they had been given. The orders were specific in how they were to accomplish their goal, but that also didn't sit right with Mejojo. So he turns his attention to Auger, perhaps finally, since he's probably been mostly ignoring him up to this point. ]

Auger. Let's try something different.

[ what could "different" possibly be? well, probably enough to made cdc regret recruiting nekoujis ]
baaaaka: (upsetting)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2014-12-25 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ tracking things in the woods... also known as the story of Auger's life until recently. While leaving the paperwork to Mejojo meant that he got to screw around and do what he liked, it also meant he was the one who had to take care a lot of the dirty work. How fun that was depended on how easy it was, and this? Not so easy. Also, their prey wasn't anything particularly interesting, as far as he's concerned.

Of course, the fact that Mejojo was actually with him helped matters a bit, but it was easy to tell that a) his brother wasn't in the mood to play with him, and b) his brother didn't like having to do this mission, something which he can think of several possible reasons for. So in the end, he ended up almost as bored as he would have been on his own. It's not surprising that he seems happy when Mejojo finally chooses to address him, his tail shooting up cheerfully. ]

Right? They could have at least given us some horses. Doing it on foot makes me feel like a savage~. [ please, doesn't the CDC know who they're dealing with? in spite of his carefree response, though, he's clearly listening. ] Do you have a good idea, brother?

[ until now, Auger had listened to the CDC because they tended to be generally entertaining. Mejojo, however, was always more entertaining than anyone. The game had changed now that he was here - it was about supporting his twin as he rose through the ranks again. If that meant disobeying their supposed 'higher-ups,' he really didn't care. ]
Edited 2014-12-25 07:24 (UTC)
nekouji: (feel the pain on your skin)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-25 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mejojo sighs heavily to agree, since canvassing this large and wild area would be much easier on horseback than on foot. Then it would also be more fun, since it would feel more like an actual hunt than simply aimless wandering. He had seen others with creatures to help with tracking (Bahari, if he remembered their name correctly), and he hadn't thought much of it then, but now, he was quite jealous...

However, that didn't mean that he didn't have some ideas on how to make this process go more efficiently. They were tracking these creatures since they were clever and stealthy, and easily scared off by the more brutish assault teams. The idea was to find the signs of where they lived and then pass the information along. In that sense, it wasn't difficult for Mejojo to think of this as similar to a wolf hunt, and from there, there was a tactic that he had always favored, but had never been able to use. He looks at the brush, then back to his brother as a smile quirks slightly. ]

Possibly. These things are going to be destroyed regardless, aren't they?
baaaaka: (That cat is scary as shit.)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2014-12-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, seriously, they could have given them something. Instead, they're out here with nothing but their rapiers and their guns - which Auger sort of knew how to use, and Mejojo probably didn't at all. It was strange to feel like he was better at his brother than something that wasn't playing the violin. (And plotting, of course...) ]

Mm. Well, mostly. I think they try to save one or two of them, just in case. [ in case of what, who knows... maybe to breed them or something. He doesn't really care. Rounding the wildlife up hadn't fallen to him last time. But the look on Mejojo's face indicates to him that he's about to care even less about it in a few seconds. Auger grins in turn, hopping a few steps over towards him. ] But they usually leave that to some other team, so it doesn't matter. Why?
nekouji: (and meet me in my boudoir)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mejojo at least seems a bit more enthusiastic now that he has a plan, and that Auger is going along with it, though that much is unsurprising. On occasion, Auger's enthusiasm rubs off on his brother, though in Mejojo, it's usually muted. ]

Then we burn it.

[ How could fire ever go badly for the nekoujis?? ]

It will smoke out enough for the rest to catch, and destroy the rest. It's no wolf hunt where we have to be concerned with the state of villages nearby. There's not even anything intelligent enough to be worth the trouble.
baaaaka: (You found Jack Black's head!!)

[personal profile] baaaaka 2014-12-27 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ never?? fire is the best. Auger had a feeling that this is where the conversation was going - and he's quite pleased that he was right. Smiling, as if Mejojo just came up with a good solution to cleaning house instead of annihilating a whole ecosystem, he nods with an approving hum. ]

Ahaha. Yeah, that's a good idea, brother! And so efficient, too. They'll probably be glad someone is using his head around here!

[ honestly, it is more efficient, as far as he can tell. Much more efficient. Whatever the reason might be for them sticking around on these planets for so long before they destroy them - gathering specimens or data or whatever - it doesn't make much sense to him. What use would they be when the whole place was gone? Just destroying it was quicker and easier - and more fun. ]

If we're going to do that, I have something good, too. Hmmm, here, I think... [ slinging his pack off of one shoulder, he sets it down on the grass, opening it up and combing through it. Being here for a while meant he'd gotten lots of "rewards," and he had the good sense to stockpile most of them until he needed them. After a few seconds, he retrieves a smaller satchel, from which he removes several fist-sized metal objects; he's quick to throw one towards his brother. ]

Catch! They're firebombs~. Dagger gave me some for being a good boy a while ago. [ pause. ] Ah, but don't worry. They won't explode until you pull the tab.

[ he'd never throw a live explosive at you niisan.......... i mean, probably ]
nekouji: (if I'm bad tie me down)

[personal profile] nekouji 2014-12-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mejojo watches Auger dig through his pack with interest, his tail even swaying lazily to help convey that curiosity. Were it anyone else, Mejojo would be irritated that he was the one that was less equipped to handle this situation, but so long as it was Auger, it was functionally the same as if he had it himself. He doesn't even think of it in terms of using his brother, but simply that sentiment that they were all the other had. This was as natural to him as it had always been, even if their setting was bizarre.

He catches the firebomb with ease, and his ears perk forward in his surprise, though they're quick to go back to a neutral state. He turns the device over in his hands, looking at it curiously, though he still listens to Auger's explanation attentively. ]

I wasn't worried about that. There's a limit to your rudeness.

[ BUT NOT MEJOJO'S... Also, throwing a live explosive is apparently just rude. Cool. ]

If they explode, we should find a higher vantage point to throw them from. A cliff, perhaps? [ Remember the good old days of pushing wolves off cliffs... Peppridge Farm remembers. ] I'd rather be certain we don't get cornered by flames as well.

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March Hare / ALICE=ALICE

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ohmygods: (Love shouldn't involve your fingernails)


[personal profile] ohmygods 2014-12-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is not the first time Yui has been trapped with someone. Only this time, it isn't through any fault of Loki's (apparently). No, she'd just happened to wake up next to this poor soul... handcuffed.

Handcuffed. ]

There has to be a key somewhere...
harrible: (vom)

[personal profile] harrible 2014-12-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ which one of them is the poor soul here?? only time will tell. March Hare has very possibly never been this annoyed in his life, if his constantly growling and grumbling and careless chain-yanking means anything. Were this Wonderland, he could just imagine the key and find it... but this isn't Wonderland. This... is stupid. ]

A key?! Stupid! That will take too long! We have to destroy them! Quick, where's the thermite?

[ a thing that normal people have in their houses ]
ohmygods: (No wait E is EEEEEEEEEEEEEH)

[personal profile] ohmygods 2014-12-16 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's a little too dangerous to just keep under the sink!

[ WHY. ]
harrible: (u shit)

[personal profile] harrible 2014-12-17 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. I always keep some around! You're useless!

[ he's tapping his foot at a very quick pace, hands on his hips now as he tries to think of some other solution. ]

Hrmmm... mmm... humm... Maybe some kind of acid...
ohmygods: (V is very very headache-inducing)

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I really do think we could at least start looking for a key...
harrible: (TOO CLOSE)

[personal profile] harrible 2014-12-20 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ prepare to be the voice of reason for this entire thread yui ]

Eh? If there was a key, it would be right here.

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