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HOHO KOKO ([personal profile] brokabe) wrote in [community profile] tunasub2012-08-11 07:35 pm

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[HI HOLLY HEIGHTS there is one very rumpled-looking person staring down the webcam and anyone who happens to be watching their video feed. Fortunately, it doesn't last very long and he's quick to step away to a more comfortable distance. Unfortunately, this is only so he can throw his arms out to the side with great energy, complete with his lab coat flaring out...]

Greetings, Holly Heights... [DRAMATIC PAUSE] It is I, your resident top-tier mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma! To those who helped in my earlier survey, you've done well. However-!! More information is needed!

[ don't worry, the mad scientist tamer approaches... except her abilities in that field are questionable. Kurisu was cooking, but upon hearing him shouting at the webcam... sigh. She approaches from behind, wedging into the view next to him. ]

You're doing this now? [ and introducing yourself that way?! She sighs in exasperation. ] ... Don't say weird things. Anyway... Good morning. My name is Kurisu, and this is Okabe. We're actually looking for more information on some of the strange things going on in this town. For example, that lake they mentioned the other day--

[KURISU YOU ARE RUINING THE GREAT ATMOSPHERE HE CREATED gosh!! He just kind of shoots her A Look™ from the side he's now squished over to, waving one of his hands very adamantly.] You're the one saying weird things! It's the assistant's job to support the head scientist, not disagree with them! [But right whoops important things to talk about here...! He brings a hand to his mouth and clears his throat.]

It's as my assistant says. Things like that power outage and the sudden storm... They're anomalies that must be puzzled out! Any information at all will help us.

I'm not your assistant! Honestly, you don't even listen to me, do you... [ facepalm. Considering her success rate in getting him to actually call her by name is depressingly low, she's not sure why she keeps trying... too stubborn to quit. ]

Whatever. The point is, we're trying to collect data. If you've seen or heard anything you think might be related to these anomalies, we'd like to hear it.

[ and she looks like she... might have added something else, when there's suddenly a loud POPPING noise in the kitchen, followed by a splat and a bgi metallic clatter... plus a pretty vile smell, if you're actually in the house. Kurisu squawks, then suddenly looks like she's remembering something. ]

M-my soup...! [ that was soup...? ]

[no he doesn't listen, not at all...But that noise grabs his attention as well and pretty soon he is literally crushing his nose beneath both hands in an attempt to keep that nasty stink away!!]

Soup? You were cooking soup? ...Why are you cooking!? [color him shocked.... Now that he's ensured he won't pass out from noxious fumes, he quickly stands from his seat and ZIPS PAST KURISU, knocking the monitor askew in the process and disappearing into the kitchen.]