OPEN POST 2018

[siberia]

1. Post here with the character you want to play with in the header or body
2. Put your prompt in the body of the comment (or leave it to me)
3. ????
4. Profit



HOT-N-READY FRESH SIB CHARACTERS
I'm actively playing, confident in my ability to play, or want to play these guys







COLD LEFTOVERS SIB CHARACTERS
I can whip them out if you ask






STALE SIB CHARACTERS
Everyone else aka I'll try my best

Comments

ive had 300 game tags blease forgive me

[heartsteals]

I know. I'm just feeling a little envious, I guess.

[ or nostalgic. the relationship he had with the man who took him in wasn't entirely dissimilar to the bond between the two of them, although Sojiro (somehow) is rougher around the edges than the old master thief.

For the moment, though, he sets that aside, instead looking down at the tasty homemade curry sitting in front of him. Everything about this situation should be alien to him - the foreign food, the plasticky booths, the writing on the menus he shouldn't be able to read - but they, too, feel nostalgic. Lupin doesn't have Akira's memories or anything like that. But he exists strongly in Akira's soul, enveloped in his experiences and emotions. This coffee shop is safe and comfortable. And so is this curry. Which is probably why he eats a mouthful (after blowing on it) without any hesitation whatsoever. ]

Oh! It's as delicious as it looks! So this is Japanese curry... Hm. I like it.

[ he swallows before he starts talking, because he's a gentleman. it seems like the burn hasn't set in yet... ]

NEVER-- j/k I will always wait patiently for Sib tags!1

[purrtagonist]

[well, the initial reaction is promising, and Akira's mouth curves into a smile as he pushes his glasses up further on his nose]

And you should consider yourself lucky, too. I made this batch with the most important of secret ingredients: love.

[. . . which Lupin will probably be feeling rrrrright about now, maybe]

thank u...

[heartsteals]

[ yup... here it comes. there's not exactly a lot of spicy food circulating in western Europe during the 1800s, which means he has almost no idea about what's coming. As a matter of fact, he's halfway into his second bite when he starts to feel that most peculiar tingle...

Which rapidly turns into burning. Cue coughing after he swallows that second bite, his face slowly starting to turn red. ]

W-wha... Water!!

[ DID YOU POISON HIM!! ]

[purrtagonist]

[WHY WOULD HE POISON HIS PERSONA-NOT-PERSONA!!]

[Akira just. . . blinks rapidly at Lupin as the seasoning starts to sink in and set his cheeks aflame, expression blank, before--]

Ah. . . right. My culinary love can be a little. . . spicy at times?

[GENTLY NUDGES A GLASS OF WATER TOWARDS LUPIN. . . oops, sorry about that lack of warning, buddy]

it has been Exactly One Month thanks grimm

[heartsteals]

[ akira's love is too spicy for his humble French tastebuds, apparently. He grabs the glass of water with two hands and takes a few huge gulps. To be honest, it doesn't help that much, but it at least provides some temporary relief. ]

Is your love made of lava or something?!

[ ... it did taste good, though... ]

THAT FEEL

[purrtagonist]

What a coincidence. Futaba did officially dub this dish the "volcano special."

[okay okay, so he might be smirking in amusement a bit, arms folded as he leans back in his seat. sorry, Lupin. AT LEAST IT TASTED GOOD]

It's too dangerous to put on the official menu.

[heartsteals]

So you made it for me?

[ WHY ]

You're an even more dastardly criminal than I am, [ he says, as he goes back for more water... even as he starts thinking "it DID taste good" and foolishly begins to contemplate taking another bite. ]

[purrtagonist]

[arches both brows, amusement lighting up his eyes]

Why, thank you. That's a title I'll wear proudly.

[MORE DASTARDLY THAN THE FAMOUS ARSENE LUPIN]

[why is he proud of this fact]

[heartsteals]

Tch... Don't get cocky. I'll still clean this plate.

[ he refuses to be defeated by this spicy curry. he has to eat it all now... there must be a trick to it. Maybe if he eats it fast enough, he won't feel the burn?! This is now the plan. Watch as the elegant gentleman thief shovels curry and rice into his face at a quickened pace!

There's no chance of failure here. ]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . . holy shit]

Wait, Lupin-san-- [DESPITE HIS ARROGANT TEASING, he doesn't want his new thief buddy to, uh. choke on spicy curry. he'd warn him to slow down, but. um.]

[instead he's just going to. . . grab the empty glass of water, stand up, and slowly make his way back to the kitchen to refill it. you're gonna need it, pal]

[heartsteals]

[ his stomach is going to severely regret this decision in about two hours... his tongue is regretting it right about now, though. To his credit, he does get through quite a bit of the curry! But, to his chagrin, he's forced to concede not long after Akira returns with some more water. Chagrin, and also pain. Hot, burning pain.

Lupin grabs the glass, chugs it down, then coughs a little bit, slumping down in his seat slightly with an air of shameful defeat... ]

[purrtagonist]

[it takes all of Akira's willpower not to laugh. but somehow, despite the flickers of amusement dancing in his eyes, he schools his expression into something more somber]

You fought hard, Lupin-san.

[he says gravely as he places a hand over his heart]

I'm proud of you.

[heartsteals]

I'm pretty sure our positions should be reversed...

[ he's the older, wiser one, isn't he?! He's supposed to be here to lend strength to Akira, too... But here he is. The praise only seems to make him look more glum. ]

There's no way people really eat this. You played a prank on me.