OPEN RP POST 2020

[siberia]

1. Post here with the character you want to play with in the header or body
2. Put your prompt in the body of the comment (or leave it to me - i don't mind coming up with something!)
3. ????
4. Profit

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tag morgana

[neyouze]

DO IT

in this universe misa can understand persona mascots just 4 the sake of this thread

[lifespanned]

[ What's better than this... a magnificently cute black kitty!! Ever since she had to give up her old one due to [long redacted circumstances] making her not able to take care of it, and getting brought here with no one else she knows, she's missed having a cute and spooky pet. The affection! Unconditional affection! Seeing Morgana padding his way through an aisle at the market has her gasping, halting in her ambling shopping just to fawn over him. With a whole gasp and her hands clasped together and all. ]

Oh, wow! What a cute little guy... [ She approaches, and not very subtly. Of course, she has no way of predicting this cat is a wayfinder like she is in this place - he just looks like a cute potential new pet. Unabasehdly, she tries to scoop him up with one hand under the belly, with all the grace of someone who's owned one (1) cat before. ] What are you doing here? Did someone leave you behind?

[ Maybe it's the market's cat?! It does have a collar! ]

good

[neyouze]

Huh--

[ okay, to be fair, he should probably have been more careful about walking around in an actual store, of all places - he doesn't quite fit in here. Still, it's evening; he figured it wouldn't be as busy, and he could relax a little. Clearly, he relaxed too much. It's a stain on his name as a phantom thief that Misa gets as close to nabbing him as she does; however, when she grabs him, she'll find he slips out of her hands quickly and darts into the nearest safe spot (in a space in the shelves, boxed in by several packages of cookies.) Cats are pretty slippery when they don't want to be held!!

Not that he's a cat. ]

W-what the hell?! Can't she see I'm wearing a collar?

[ more to himself than anything... but. ]

[lifespanned]

Hee hee, you must have an owner if you know such funny tricks. Your meows almost sounded like talking for a second...

[ She thinks out loud to herself, her tone as breezy and airheaded as the content of comment is. Well, whatever the cat meowed, something sounded like "collar," which she definitely sees evidence of when she peeks at him from a space between all the cookies. Crouching down to get closer to eye level with him, she tilts her head far to one side, round eyes blinking at him curiously. ]

Did I scare you? Misa is a girl with pure intentions, so you don't have to be afraid~ [ Still thinking that Morgana must not understand her, she baby talks to him, holding out her hand in a space between the cookie boxes for him to smell. That's what cats like to do before they let someone pet them, right? She's pretty sure! ] Over here~

[neyouze]

[ and he stares back. On second thought, this might not have been the best place to hide -- he's basically cornered himself. But he's a phantom thief, right? Escaping from situations like this is his thing.

Still, as she extends her hand into his space, he's not feeling too hopeful. Rather than giving her hand a friendly sniff, he recoils a little, ears flicking back. ]

Damn it. This is bad...

[lifespanned]

[ She squints her eyes to see better back there, actually catching him recoil and fold his ears back. Her hand retracts, reluctantly, her glossy lips turning downwards into a disappointed frown. ]

Aw, I guess you're in a bad mood. [ Taking her hand back completely, she sets it on her hip instead while she readjusts the basket resting in the crook of her arm. ] If only I had a treat to give you. Then we could both be happy!

[ She'd get to pet him, and he'd get... a delicious snack! Even having retreated her hand, she tilts her head at him, checking around herself before she speaks again. ]

"Damn it, this is bad." [ It's to herself, still, as if testing out each syllable on her lips. It seems that she's happy to wistfully muse completely to herself, talking as she tries to pull herself away from the aisle and get back onto her task of shopping. ] How can a kitty meow like that...? There's no way my cat was smart enough to learn that. Maybe the owners of this place are cat trainers?

[neyouze]

[ he does like snacks. However, he is not a cat! He is too clever to be swayed by the promise of snacks! More importantly-- ]

-- Huh?

[ she definitely just repeated what he said. Morgana's already gone through this once before - he's certainly not going to ignore someone hearing him a second time. What does that mean, though? Either she's another Akechi, or... something else entirely. He's not sure what's worse.

He could just make a break for it, and she'd never think about the day she met a cat with funny-sounding meows -- but it's not much like him to leave a suspicious stone unturned. This might be dangerous for him to do by himself. Of course, that only makes him want to do it more. After a few seconds, he cautiously calls out again, not quite willing to crawl out and put himself in grabbing distance yet... ]

W... Wait a second. You understand me?

i'm sorry for this prompt

[survivaltricks]

[ever since first stepping foot into Shinjuku in order to chase down a lead on Kaneshiro, Akira has become a regular visitor to one of Tokyo's seediest wards. most of the time he is there to meet up with Ohya, or work an evening at Crossroads for some extra spending money (and a little bit of gossip), or get his fortune told via Chihaya's impressive tarot deck]

[but sometimes? he is there to shop!! and this afternoon he has found his way into the shady "adult" bookstore just down the street from his favorite bar]

[. . . the owner refuses to sell him any "adult" books, it's fine. but as he browses the shelves, he stops and immediately reaches for. . . uh. this]

Say, Mona. . .

Do you think this book would help me be more charming?

[HM]

[neyouze]

[ Morgana is generally a good sport about this, even if the nagging-parent side of him disapproves - he's here with Akira, so how much trouble could he possibly get into? Someone needs to keep an eye on him. Even if that means hanging out with him while he walks into adult stores. Rest assured that Morgana sighed with melodramatic disapproval when he noticed the direction they were heading in -- and only the knowledge that Akira is at least above Ryuji's level gets him to take the obvious bait, poking his fuzzy head out of Akira's bag with a squint. ]

Are you serious? Come on, there's no way some cheesy joke book like that actually works.

[ ... ]

... Right?

[ he sounded confident but does he actually have any idea?? no. Maybe he shouldn't dismiss love advice so quickly, considering Lady Ann never looks his way... ]

[survivaltricks]

[Morgana is totally right; there's no way some cheesy joke book like this actually works. but Akira has a good sense of humor, sooooo. . . he flips the book open anyway, tilting it up a bit so Mona can read the pages as he peruses the material]

There's only one way to find out.

[. . .]

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest."

[. . . . . . . .]

[put the book back, Akira]

how the fuck has it been 5 days i have no sense of time anymore

[neyouze]

[ nevermind about taking the advice ]

... [ a melodramatic sigh. ] ... I think it's making you the opposite of charming. Let's not buy this book. If you start testing those lines on me, I'll start sleeping in Futaba's room.

[ he angles his head up a little bit from the open zipper it's poking out of, eyeing Akira curiously. ]

What do you need to become more charming for, anyway? Are you trying to impress someone?

TIME IS FAKE

[survivaltricks]

You'd abandon me that quickly?

[faux offended, and Akira clutches his shirt over his heart in a mock-distressed gesture]

That hurts. I thought our bond was unbreakable.

[back onto the shelf the book goes. he will try a different one; there has to be a teenager-friendly book in this store that will bump his charm up three music notes or more]

And I'm trying to impress Makoto's friend's boyfriend. [uh. a pause to reflect upon those words, and he jabs a finger at Mona in his bag] That is not nearly as weird as it sounds, I swear.

I'M CONVINCED

[neyouze]

Hmmm...

[ he does that "i don't really know about that but whatever you say" hum that he does so well. ]

If you say so. But boy, you get yourself into a lot of strange situations. [ Morgana won't say "trouble" yet, because he doesn't know if impressing a friend's friend's boyfriend (geez) is trouble, but he wouldn't be surprised if it's going to be. ] I guess you wouldn't have run into me otherwise, though. Anyway, if you want to be more charming, you should have just asked me from the start.

[ he sounds confident about this! ]

hi sibbu

[messianic]

[I have no idea why Morgana is in Iwatodai, maybe Akira's there for a brief trip and Morgana wandered off or something, but either way...!!

It's by Elizabeth's request initially that Minato goes around and feeds the strays in the abck alleys of Iwatodai, but even after she seemed satisfied, he kept doing it. He supposes he got attached... and if he didn't feed them, who would?

So here he is, wandering around and clicking his tongue for the kitties, all of whom are familiar enough with him to trot over tentatively for... the tuna that he is offering!

It is not fancy tuna, just canned tuna, but still.

Where you at, Morgana.]

[neyouze]

[ that's exactly what happened, i like it. maybe akira is on a date somewhere and morgana is politely giving him space! Either way, he's on his own at the moment. It's always a funny feeling, getting away from Akira; on one hand, he enjoys the freedom of being able to wander around wherever he wants. On the other hand, he's always, always acutely reminded of how he truly has nowhere else to belong. The city is open to him, technically, but he can only wander the streets and look in through windows in silence.

Not that he's lonely or anything!! It's not like he's been away from Akira for that long... And it's not like he's mad that Akira's probably eating at some tasty restaurant that Morgana's not allowed inside... Not at all...

It's total coincidence that he ended up near some guy feeding the cats, even if his stomach is growling and the tuna smells cruelly delicious. He is not a cat, and he won't lower himself to their level!! So he's just sort of hanging in the background, staring at Minato and the other cats. ]

Geez... People these days have too much free time.

[ he starts grooming his paw, as if to show how totally above this he is... ]

[messianic]

[At first, Minato thinks it's a little strange that a back alley cat wouldn't want some of this sweet, sweet tuna--but then, that cat has a collar, right? So he must be plenty well-fed and well taken care of. Of course he wouldn't want this tuna. So Minato shrugs a little, and starts to dole out the rest to the other cats.

They appreciate it, Morgana.

Also, because it makes this thread more fun, we're gonna say MYSTERIOUS POWERS have allowed Minato to understand Morgana here--not that he's close enough to hear him speak. He just hears what he thinks are words, and straightens up, looking around.

And then, in puzzlement:]

Is someone else here...? Hello...?

[neyouze]

[ i mean, he's a persona user, it's not TOO far-fetched that he could understand Morgana!! Not that Morgana knows this. He notices Minato stand up when he speaks -- but, obviously, he assumes that it's not in reaction to his voice, because how could it be? Still, he can't help but look around, too, as if the mysterious third party will appear...

It doesn't. ]

...? [ seeing nothing, he gets to his feet, too, squinting up at Minato. Of course it couldn't be his voice... right? Should he test it? Would it be irresponsible to do so? If there's someone else that can hear him, that would mean there was someone else in the Metaverse, too, and all of them are well aware of the possible ramifications of that. On the other hand, maybe it would be more irresponsible to just ignore this.

Really, in the end, Morgana can't help his curiosity. ] ... You're not talking to me, are you?

[messianic]

[That... okay, this time, there's no mistaking it. That's a cat. A talking cat. And quite the eloquent talking cat too.

Minato shakes his head a little. Of course he's an eloquent talking cat. All cats should be eloquent, it just feels right.

... Wait, he should focus, shouldn't he?

Minato steps towards said kitty, crouching a safe distance away--it's not like he wants to startle the cat.]

... I'm definitely talking to you. Is that surprising? [It's kind of surprising. Minato seems chill about it though.]

[neyouze]

[ Eloquent! Someone thinks he's eloquent!! Of course he's eloquent!! Of course, Morgana remains sadly unaware of the fact that he's being praised for something other than his cuteness and ability to turn into car...

Despite Minato's attempts, Morgana still looks pretty startled -- understandably, considering that no one should be able to understand him, outside of a select group whom he's quite familiar with. ]

-- Shouldn't that be my line?! [ HE'S SO CALM ABOUT IT!! ] How come you can understand me?!

sabrina the teenage witch au except lottie isnt a witch and morgana is still a talking cat

[oomfies]

[ Leave it to Lottie's luck for her to somehow being forced to take care of some random ass cat Misty found. Nevermind how she actually wrangled this little fella, nevermind that Lottie is allergic.. Misty's landlord simply isn't having it after the hamster incident. And what became a chore eventually became a nightmare, or some kind of hallucination of epic proportions.

Because she is talking to her cat, who is talking to her. This certainly isn't the first time they've conversed, Morgana giving attitude back when Lottie had some not so fun things to say about life (and, you know, the situation). They're in her condo, arguing in the living room in front of a TV that no one's paying attention to - ]

I'm NOT going to bed! Stop telling me what to do.. I'm an ADULT. [ She says, lowering her volume as to not freak out the neighbors next door. ] I don't even have a bed time!

[neyouze]

[ excuse you, he is not a random ass cat! He's not a cat at all! Or so he's been insisting - he says he's a human who's lost both his memories and his body, and he needs her help, which she is assuredly not providing in this moment. His little nose wrinkles, and he gives her a skeptical look, as much as a cat can manage one. ]

Your sleep schedule is all messed up! You stayed up past midnight yesterday, too! It's no wonder you're exhausted all day.

[oomfies]

[ EXPOSED!! ]

I'm not exhausted all day!

[ Lottie denies, despite the very obvious fact that staying up is definitely ruining her life. Probably helping with the hallucinations from her medication (because normal people don't argue with magic talking cats who say they're human, but they're not!!). God, she really is going crazy, isn't she? She quickly ignores him in favor of grabbing her phone to dial Misty, but then stops. Thinks.. And then whips her head back around, pointing at him - ]

I look exhausted all day?? What?

[ Even with her makeup?! ]

[neyouze]

Well, I didn't say that, but...

[ his face says that he's not disagreeing... ]

[oomfies]

[ the.. the audacity!!! ]

Yes, you did! With your little cat face! I can see it right now!!

[neyouze]

[ a heavy sigh... ]

Listen! I'm doing this for your own good. You're an internet model, right? Staying up late all the time is bad for your skin! You've at least got to care about that!

[ he has read this on a magazine cover, but it seems perfectly fair to pretend he knows what he's talking about in this situation!! ]